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Brooklyn hater recap, day 1

By Jason Diamond »

Brooklyn hater recap, day 1

I'm walking the streets of Austin, and thinking to myself: "I'm surrounded by human trash."  Some of these pieces of trash are my colleagues, others are "tastemakers", and some are simply music fans, thrill seekers, or people with a ton of money to blow on an all-access pass.  I'm walking the streets of Austin, thinking these things, then I realize I'm pretty fucking drunk, and maybe I should stop being so salty.

  • I had a few conversations of note.  One was with a skinny guy that smelled like peanut butter.  He's from Kentucky.  I told him I live in Brooklyn.  He told me: "Oh man, the two bands I'm excited to see are The Beets and Golden Triangle." I buy him a (free) drink. 
  • Myspace and Toyota have started a "cassette label".  They are stuffing cassettes with dollar bills.  I'd love to know how much money Toyota paid some shitbag to immerse himself in Brooklyn for a few months and "soak up" the "culture" to find out that cassettes are "in".  This sort of thing makes me sick, but I also think it's brilliant.  It's like a David Cronenberg film.
  • People are really hyped about Total Slacker.  I find that awesome.
  • People are also already burnt out on Free Energy.  I can't really say I'm not.  I liked them (while drunk) at CMJ, now I'm sorta thinking I could care less.
  • I've spotted the following people: Billy Bragg, Nas, Stephen Elliott. 
  • I've seen about thirty dudes who look like Chuck Klosterman, and all of them are wearing Spoon shirts.
  • Tried to peak my head into the Roky Erickson/Okkervil River:  no luck.
  • A crust punk asked me for money.  He was wearing a homemade Death in June shirt; I gave him five bucks.  He told me, "Come back soon". 

Posted on March 18, 2010. More on: sxsw, myspace, toyota, the beets, golden triangle, total slacker, rocky erickson

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