Adira Amram ushers in the era of "FingerBlast"

By Jason Diamond »

Right now, in some major label office, Passion Pit and MGMT are all sitting around together going "man, nobody is going to give a shit about us in six months, what do we do?"  Suddenly, Kanye West bursts into the room and's like, "Fellas, just chill the fuck out and let's try this new craze that's going around, it's called the 'FingerBlast.'"

If you haven't heard, Adira Amram is creating something that will probably be bigger than the "The Twist", the mambo, and R. Kelly peeing on underage girls. As a dude, I'm a little worried about that.