Freeway's beard is like Marry Poppins' purse
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Is that a steel wool scarf around his neck!?
Freeway is so gangsta he robbed a Hasidic rabbi of his beard and let Eminem live in it while he wrote The Relapse. Apparently, Freeway's beard doubles as a rehab clinic; meals are provided by the leftovers caught by the thick curlys, group sessions at the sideburns, and 30 minute personal reflection time within the chin hairs.
Even though it could be a better, more focused track on the topic, "Freeway's Beard" is a hilarious song about the best beard on the planet. Peace to Kenny Rogers.
Posted on July 13, 2009. More on: eminem, freeway, freeway's beard, the relapse
Why u hating on freeway u pussy, bet u wouldnt say that 2 his face
— BadMan on August 23, 2009
Holy Christ that is a good title
— jason diamond on July 13, 2009