Oscarsworld 2012 – our predictions Don't feel left out of your office betting pool just because you don't care. #Hot Cheetos

Music's 2012 Resolutions Gather round, children. #Hot Cheetos

Flosstradamus got me to watch this video with a "NSFW" tag Here's an idea to make it better. #Hot Cheetos

What should Beyoncé and Jay-Z name their child? 14 humble suggestions. #Hot Cheetos

The Superlative Top 10 List of Lists of Things that Are Definitively in a List for 2011 Checked it twice. #Hot Cheetos

The Official Of Montreal Album/Song Title Generator Choose-your-own thesaurus. #Hot Cheetos

On Lou Reed and Metallica's "The View" Or, why it is that Lou Reed is The Table. #Hot Cheetos

Val Kilmer and DD/MM/YYYY share a dance Things get steamy in Toronto, eh? #Hot Cheetos

Maybe the best Lil B video ever Adding years to the meaning of "based for life." #Hot Cheetos

MTV's Weird Vibes really wants you to like MTV again Did it work? #Hot Cheetos

That Strokes cover Real Estate did You can't cover your ears forever. #Hot Cheetos

Girls, "Vomit" Well played, sir! #Hot Cheetos

Fun Fun Fun Fest Leaks Leaks of Leaks Probably not Jesus Lizard. #Hot Cheetos

Geez: Coheed and Cambria bassist jailed for armed robbery Stealing painkillers? Isn't this what managers are for? #Hot Cheetos

Lloyd's radio-friendly "Dedication" The pop song with a baker's dozen of pussys. #Hot Cheetos

Is Courtney Love having gay sex with Salem? Can you guess who's the top? #Hot Cheetos

The Weeknd, "The Birds (Part 1)" The hair metal comparisons creep closer. #Hot Cheetos

Soulja Boy + Nicki Minaj, "I Love You" (Feat. Bobby Valentino) The summer song that will invade your ears at the bodega. #Hot Cheetos

What the F South Park?! Randy Marsh loves him some rape rap. #Hot Cheetos

Dumb tweets at brands Multi-billion dollar corporations, here when you need to talk about your period. #Hot Cheetos

10 reasons you might get punched on National Punch a Hipster Day Learn how to celebrate the new holiday in style, with a black eye. #Hot Cheetos

OMG, this Onion article is real? Just when you thought people couldn't get any stupider. #Hot Cheetos

$100k helps heal GAYNGS' wounds Gonna need a few more g's to stop the swelling. #Hot Cheetos

Billboard Music Awards recap More white noise for your pop fetish fulfillment. #Hot Cheetos

Memorytapes or Memoryhouse? A primer. #Hot Cheetos

We're sorry Yuck We didn't mean it when we said you sounded exactly like Pavement. #Hot Cheetos

Look at all the college hoes who wanna give it to Brenton Duvall Give what? #Hot Cheetos

Who's rockin' to Zep'? This guy. Why? Because we can. #Hot Cheetos

Rivers Cuomo and Toro y Moi collaborate You heard it here first. #Hot Cheetos

Super bummed that T Lopez is Cash Money's next move From Nicki Minaj to J Lo lite in one release cycle. #Hot Cheetos

Miley and her debutante homegirl Preggers or old fashioned indigestion? Let's hear your opinion. #Hot Cheetos

Ariel Pink acts like a little bitch Please brush up on your definition of "meltdown." #Hot Cheetos

Major Lazer's Adult Swim show will be way better than Major Lazer If only for the cartoon depiction of Lee Scratch Perry. #Hot Cheetos

What 1 Miley Cyrus sex doll gets you at the porn shop Two Mileys for one Barack Obama blow up doll. Available on Amazon! #Hot Cheetos

Pictures of stupid American shit Weird signs, cats, UFOs, and food porn. San Antonio to Los Angeles, and back. #Hot Cheetos

Tyler, the Creator liberates Earl Sweatshirt from boarding school Right in the middle of a capella practice. #Hot Cheetos

Whoopi Goldberg gets high before the Oscars: we have the transcript Celebrities: they're just like us! #Hot Cheetos

The DFA 1979 riot looked pretty dull Fuck the po-lice! As soon as these guys finish this next song. #Hot Cheetos

The wait is over: Ke$ha has condoms As if teens need another excuse to not use a condom. #Hot Cheetos

Yoga is Killing Your Soul Fuck "tranquility," this is damnation we're talkin about! #Hot Cheetos