How the fuck do you download songs on this stupid fucking new Myspace player?
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I'm pretty sure it was designed to destroy all hope that society is progressing or that I can continue to run a blog based entirely around "top friends."
If you haven't trolled the Myspace music pages lately, then you haven't experienced pure rage.
More important than my inability to deal with the sleek graphic shading, the confusing buttons, and the inaccessible, if not nonexistent "download" option, is the fact that this exciting new upgrade was made possible because the major labels now have equity in Myspace.
Do you understand what this means? It means that every time you visit any little tape-munching bedroom jack-off's music page you are putting money in the coffers of Sony BMG, EMI, Universal and Warner.
For a more involved reflection on what this means for independent labels (who will be kept out of any chance of owning, as the majors do, part of Myspace), refer to what the guy who started Impose said for his new day job.
In the meantime, reflect on how much you hate yourself for letting this all happen. Because yes, it is your fault, you 18-34 year educated urban-dwelling etc. with your Myspace account started in 2004 and your tens of thousands of click-throughs that generated ad money for Myspace, which became News Corp., which became News Corp. teamed with the labels that brought you, as of late, Miley Cyrus and Goo Goo Dolls, Vol. 2. That's right, buy it at Circuit City.
Sure, we could call defiantly for the indies to band together, to form their own ad-free social networking society that rips the concepts that made Myspace successful without the cynical corporate cronyism that made it evil.
But why bother? That'll get bought up too. If you are a fast-food chain or a apparel company, email us.
That is, unless you can tell me how to download a goddamn song on this motherfucking new Myspace music player. Then maybe we can talk.
Posted on September 26, 2008
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haha thanks
— jeremy on June 25, 2009
you have some good thoughts but you sound like a real DICK!
— em on June 25, 2009
i use this to get stuff from myspace file2hd.com
— 555-5555 on October 04, 2008
anytime, naomi! and, yes, me too.
— jeremy on October 02, 2008
Thanks to the boyscouts at impose for always being on the lookout for the tides of change. The internet is a public machine, and you can't stop prevent it from being controlled by advertisers. The do'ers (rather than the takers) will have to forget about junkified sites like myspace. Their nonsense will push ideas and motives to the edge, again. I am eerily reminded of what ryjan kidwel has to say about myspace at the end of his video interview, on impose.tv.
— flakeycakey on September 27, 2008
try using this http://file2hd.com/ as an aside, i imagine a group of people could form a music social networking site that could be structured in such a way as to always remain not for profit. over head is pretty low, so its a question of raising a little money and getting it going. of course the tough part is to get people to use it.
— marc on September 27, 2008
The best part is the corporate ads that just miraculously appear in front of the actual band that you want to listen to / look at. So let's say you want to listen to / look at a trio of brooklyn ladies playing some obviously drug induced synth-pop, you'll have to have magic x-ray vision to look through the Jonas Brothers ad that's covering them leggy bitches up. what the fucks up with THAT? I get enough of the Jonas Brothers watchign cartoon network. keep them the fuck away from my real music... yeah, love... far out.
— David Bowie on September 26, 2008
Myspace sells everthing you type about anything, even yourself. My friend use to work for myspace and said they sell to the usa govt and also to people that will spam you with ads of your intrest. Sounds like fun? Fuck Myspace and get a real life!!!!!!!!!!
— master on September 26, 2008
yeah, eat some mother twat myspace. STEREOGUM HEARTS GUNS N ROSES GUNS N ROSES HEARTS SONIC YOUTH SONIC YOUTH HEARTS STARBUCKS universal pictures is owned by nbc universal which in turn is owned 80% by GE and 20% by vivendi Universal Music Confirms Buzznet Investment; Revenue Share STEREOGUM STEREOGUM STEREOGUM VIDEODRONE?
— hockey mom on September 26, 2008
and you know what else, they wiped out the fucking play counts for my band. AWESOME.
— jarjar on September 26, 2008
myspace ass ramming sucks and my village is a mess. i feel you dude
— maia on September 26, 2008
rupert murdoch heard about your band on myspace
— mink mother on September 26, 2008