Continuing the day's meme of just throwing a bunch of successful artists into a Ronco Chop-O-Matic (New & Improved!) to produce a hot single, we give you The Hood Internet's "Just Wanna Dance Yrself Clean."

Lest we ever forget Hov & Pharrell's decade-old single, this song is exactly what one might expect from superimposing James Murphy's "ahhs" over what we were attempting to grind to at our middle school dance (edited version, of course).

The Hood Internet - Just Wanna Dance Yrself Clean (Jay-Z x LCD Soundsystem) by hoodinternet

Most importantly, it highlights how creepily similar these songs were to begin with. We think it's time for Mr. Murphy to answer the allegations once and for all: were you or were you not spendin' cheese on the Big Pimpin' yacht?