The Dwayne Wade "Bitch Moves" support system

An indepth look at Wade's collision with Collison and flagrant rulings. #Jock Strap

15 Thoughts on Metta World Peace's Elbow

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Steinbeck, and -ology studies come to mind. #Jock Strap

Ozzie Guillén's Castro frippery

The Miami Marlins pile on the nonsense. #Jock Strap

Tiger Woods to enlist in the U.S. Military

Hank Haney was overheard shouting "Suck it Boomer and Canton!" #Jock Strap

#OWS Fantasy League

#Occupy a computer. Draft day is upon us. #Jock Strap

March Madness: the fine print of the Sweet 16

The happenings to come with Jock Strap columnist Peter Cavanaugh. #Jock Strap

Mom's Bracket Advice

Mother knows best when it comes to picking the cutest mascot. #Jock Strap

An Outside Chance: Drafting a Literary Starting 5

Next year we keep the All-Stars at home and send in the scribes. #Jock Strap

A good dunk is hard to find

Chuck and Peter just want a smart girl and a prop-less dunk contest. #Jock Strap

Reviewing the Kevin Love face stomp

Kevin Love is to Argentina as Godzilla is to Japan. #Jock Strap

Reboot the Peyton-bot

Is Peyton Manning starting to sound like John Hodgman's PC character? #Jock Strap

Chuck Giampa: down before the bell

The new face of FAIL. #Jock Strap

Previewing the Conference Championships

As surveyed from the perspective of a Cowboys fan in a lucky unwashed sweatshirt. #Jock Strap

No Team Ever Won Wearing Teal

Why the late 90s destroyed all the cool NBA teams. #Jock Strap

Petition to see Dock Ellis' LSD no-hitter

Wait, what? Baseball players take drugs? #Jock Strap

NFL Week 17 Predictions

We're back for the final week of the regular season. #Jock Strap

NFL Week 11 Predictions

Back over .500, our Swami refuses to ignore the almighty spread. #Jock Strap

NFL Week 10 predictions

After a rough week, our expert goes back to Tebowing it. #Jock Strap

NFL Week 9 predictions

Put your money where his mouth is. #Jock Strap

NFL Week 6 predictions

I am shattering all previous Impose records of NFL pick ‘em! #Jock Strap

NFL Week 5 predictions

And breaking down the first quarter of the season. #Jock Strap

NFL Week 2 predictions

Welcome back folks. #Jock Strap

What a Glen Rice, Sarah Palin love child would look like

Like white on rice! #Jock Strap

Why have you forsaketh me Kareem?

These are truly melancholy and infinitely sad times. #Jock Strap

I've got the answer for the Dodgers' woes

Hint: It rhymes with groove them to Crooklyn. #Jock Strap

Aaron Rodgers makes the lockout even more annoying

Proving that money does not equal taste. #Jock Strap

Top 10 NBA Championship Finals tweets

How many different ways can the Internet criticize LeBron? #Jock Strap

The season in Kyle Busch

And why he is the best, according to PopJew. #Jock Strap

Gary Carter needs to get Metsmerized

Trying to help "the kid" through laughter. #Jock Strap

2011 Stanley Cup Finals prediction

Hockey in June? #Jock Strap

I gotta say, Kevin Harvick is "The Man"

Talking NASCAR on Indy 500's weekend. #Jock Strap

2011 NBA Finals prediction

The series no one wanted that will become the highest rated NBA Finals of all time. #Jock Strap

Champions League finals preview

Like ice cream and sunshine, or a joint and a copy of Creedence Gold. #Jock Strap

R.I.P. Randy "Macho Man" Savage

Ohhhhhh No? #Jock Strap

Ball don't lie

Hailing Charles Barkley and the San Francisco Giants in a big week for sports. #Jock Strap

Silk Flowers' Ethan Swan documents NBA tattoos

Another shameless excuse to Google "Carmelo Anthony shirtless". #Jock Strap

2011 NBA Conference Finals predictions

You gotta like those odds. #Jock Strap

2011 NHL Conference Finals predictions

The race for low ratings continues! #Jock Strap

Nicki Minaj lap dance stoically endured by Steve Nash

Will there be a happy ending to this tale? #Jock Strap

2011 National League preview

Previewing the great American pastime through the eyes of perennial underdogs. #Jock Strap