New Bomb Turks and Live Fast Die reunite!

Laid Back get back on that white horse

The band every cokehead in the 80s thought was black is back. #Old Dudes

Bill Fox ain't dead, ya'll

He's been retrieved from the 90s and he brought a new record. #Old Dudes

The Avalanches go redux instead of forward

Where's the follow-up that breaks 32,001 copyright infringement laws? #Old Dudes

The Dwarves celebrate 25 years of naked women with naked midgets

And a tour for all you little people. #Old Dudes

Archers of Loaf to reissue all four albums

They're baaa-aaack and they've brought bonus material with them. #Old Dudes

Descendents / All need your footage of them

From before those black-rimmed glasses lost their irony. #Old Dudes

Robert Pollard challenges Webster's

Making a valid argument to be the fourth definition of "prolific". #Old Dudes

2mex disses OFWGKTA with god angle

Nothing says "ya'll godless," like compulsive cursing to fulfill bar structure. #Old Dudes

A personal perspective of the Ben Weasel incident

I can't help but feel like my experience was different. #Old Dudes

Dear Ghostface Killah,

Chasing your next classic by recreating an original is a fool's sport, like checkers. #Old Dudes

East River Pipe

The bedroom project that came a decade too early. #Old Dudes

Dustin' off Gang of Four, Wire and The Warlocks

There's been a jail break at the retirement home! #Old Dudes

Throbbing Gristle vs. Aerosmith tour 2011!

Someone please start the Facebook page for us. #Old Dudes

Gang of Four is gang of two plus two

First album in 16 years. #Old Dudes

The Walkmen pen one for their ages

Cue the mariachi band. #Old Dudes

Superchunk's ninth record

Celebrating the majesty of longevity. #Old Dudes