Brandon Can't Dance

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Friday Night is all about not dancing this week because our featured artist can't boogie, but we still like him. It's not his fault he was born super white.

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Blake Gillespie | January 15, 2010

brandon can't dance

We're F'ing with the routine this week. Friday Night is all about not dancing because our featured artist can't boogie, but we still like him. It's not his fault he was born super white.

Brandon Can't Dance is the bedroom electronic project of Brandon Ayres. He's released four volumes of weirdo home recordings with his fifth due in the coming weeks. We have “Your All Normal,” which will be on his fifth installment.

Ayres is from Drexel Hill, PA, which is a place we envision to be much like the farming community from Footloose. It's our subtle New Yorker way of mocking rural upbringings and unexplainable lapses in dance moves. We have a sneaky suspicion that Brandon can dance, but we're happy to feature his song as our tribute to dance-less, brooding weekends that tend to happen when it's colder than a witch tit at night.

Brandon Can't Dance's Vol. 5 is out January 29 on Beast Reality with a release show at Silent Barn.

Download his previous volumes and a slew of other free albums on the Beast Reality site.

Brandon Can't Dance, “Your All Normal”

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