Nicki Minaj lap dance stoically endured by Steve Nash

The Dwayne Wade "Bitch Moves" support system

An indepth look at Wade's collision with Collison and flagrant rulings. #Jock Strap

15 Thoughts on Metta World Peace's Elbow

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Steinbeck, and -ology studies come to mind. #Jock Strap

Ozzie Guillén's Castro frippery

The Miami Marlins pile on the nonsense. #Jock Strap

Tiger Woods to enlist in the U.S. Military

Hank Haney was overheard shouting "Suck it Boomer and Canton!" #Jock Strap

#OWS Fantasy League

#Occupy a computer. Draft day is upon us. #Jock Strap

March Madness: the fine print of the Sweet 16

The happenings to come with Jock Strap columnist Peter Cavanaugh. #Jock Strap

Mom's Bracket Advice

Mother knows best when it comes to picking the cutest mascot. #Jock Strap

An Outside Chance: Drafting a Literary Starting 5

Next year we keep the All-Stars at home and send in the scribes. #Jock Strap

A good dunk is hard to find

Chuck and Peter just want a smart girl and a prop-less dunk contest. #Jock Strap

Reviewing the Kevin Love face stomp

Kevin Love is to Argentina as Godzilla is to Japan. #Jock Strap

Reboot the Peyton-bot

Is Peyton Manning starting to sound like John Hodgman's PC character? #Jock Strap

Chuck Giampa: down before the bell

The new face of FAIL. #Jock Strap

Previewing the Conference Championships

As surveyed from the perspective of a Cowboys fan in a lucky unwashed sweatshirt. #Jock Strap

No Team Ever Won Wearing Teal

Why the late 90s destroyed all the cool NBA teams. #Jock Strap

Petition to see Dock Ellis' LSD no-hitter

Wait, what? Baseball players take drugs? #Jock Strap

NFL Week 17 Predictions

We're back for the final week of the regular season. #Jock Strap