Bill Fox ain't dead, ya'll He's been retrieved from the 90s and he brought a new record. #Old Dudes

The Avalanches go redux instead of forward Where's the follow-up that breaks 32,001 copyright infringement laws? #Old Dudes

The Dwarves celebrate 25 years of naked women with naked midgets And a tour for all you little people. #Old Dudes

Archers of Loaf to reissue all four albums They're baaa-aaack and they've brought bonus material with them. #Old Dudes

Descendents / All need your footage of them From before those black-rimmed glasses lost their irony. #Old Dudes

Robert Pollard challenges Webster's Making a valid argument to be the fourth definition of "prolific". #Old Dudes

2mex disses OFWGKTA with god angle Nothing says "ya'll godless," like compulsive cursing to fulfill bar structure. #Old Dudes

A personal perspective of the Ben Weasel incident I can't help but feel like my experience was different. #Old Dudes

Dear Ghostface Killah, Chasing your next classic by recreating an original is a fool's sport, like checkers. #Old Dudes

East River Pipe The bedroom project that came a decade too early. #Old Dudes

Dustin' off Gang of Four, Wire and The Warlocks There's been a jail break at the retirement home! #Old Dudes

Throbbing Gristle vs. Aerosmith tour 2011! Someone please start the Facebook page for us. #Old Dudes

Gang of Four is gang of two plus two First album in 16 years. #Old Dudes

The Walkmen pen one for their ages Cue the mariachi band. #Old Dudes

Superchunk's ninth record Celebrating the majesty of longevity. #Old Dudes

Mike Watt's third rock opera is on In case you missed the first two #Old Dudes

Lou Barlow releases Sentridoh III, tours Hear "Losercore", his new anthem to the kids of 1992. #Old Dudes

Dear Craig Finn, Your victory lap feels like 40 minutes of swooping generalizations. #Old Dudes

Nas remakes "Hey Young World" Is 13 the proper age to learn about manufactured virus conspiracies? #Old Dudes

Letter to James Murphy Hey James, can I still come to the party if I'm not a Young Republican? #Old Dudes

The Wake returns after 15 years It's not everyday you get to witness a Factory and Sarah Records band. #Old Dudes

New Bomb Turks and Live Fast Die reunite! Sorry Lee, but this should be an Impose show, and I'll tell you why. #Old Dudes

Roky Erickson's prison tape On the adult-alt Okkervil River collab, and the unhinged prehistory we still want to hear. #Old Dudes

Happy 40th, Bitches Brew You are so groovy that we swoon to this day. That is all. #Old Dudes

R. Stevie Moore's only "official" video in 40 years The progenitor of all bedroom musicians who followed gets a vimeo url. #Old Dudes

Meet Sweet Apple J. Mascis just needed some people to jam with. #Old Dudes

R.I.P. Aerosmith I can't say that I knew Aerosmith that well, but he seemed like a nice dude.  Get A Grip was the first compact disc I ever received, in 1993 at m... #Old Dudes

The Wrens play The Meadowlands  The Wrens are playing three shows in December to celebrate/humorously depreciate 20 years as a band. The Wrens prove self-depreciative humor is ... #Old Dudes

Melle Mel's diagnosis: senile  Melle Mel gets on the radio to stutter and wax misinformation. Seriously, was this guy trapped on a deserted island after '88? There are few thi... #Old Dudes

Never forget the fallen heros: Capt. Lou Albano Captain Lou Albano has died.  I'm not sure what he was a captain of.  His Wikipedia says he was in the army, but I'm not really sure if that is wher... #Old Dudes

Greg Cartwright is here to take his scene back New Yorkers look to the English for their garage pop references. The English look to southern rock, and the south looks northward to Detroit. Greg Car... #Old Dudes

Teenage Panzerkorps make the world smaller Teenage Panzerkorps, also known as Der TPK, is a global collaboration between a few California musicians and a snotty punk survivor from Germany named... #Old Dudes

Dear God, please let the Pavement rumor be true According to Brooklyn Vegan:According to reliable sources, it's finally happening in 2010! There will be multiple, possibly four, nights of shows at N... #Old Dudes

R.I.P. Jim Carroll August 1, 1949 - September 11, 2009No doubt Carroll's anthem's been in plenty of heads this weekend. #Old Dudes

Butthole Surfers anoint Psychic Ills tour openers Gibby Haynes has recruited Psychic Ills to join up with his acid-head swat team of marauding psychedelic avengers for 17 dates through September and O... #Old Dudes

I'm totally, 100% okay with Os Mutantes getting back together I usually get a bit worried when a somewhat obscure band that I love comes out of the woodwork after laying dormant, first for decades, and then a cou... #Old Dudes

That Harmonia/Eno reissue is coming out right near my birthday I sort of missed Tracks and Traces the first time around because while Eno waltzed into the then broken-up Harmonia's studio in rural Germany, my pare... #Old Dudes

David Grohl Alley in Warren, OH Apparently, it's an honor in Ohio to have an alley named after you. It's definitely grungy. #Old Dudes

New Black Heart Procession! That title really says it all. The house band to the Sad Bastard Club is back in action, and from the looks of the cover art, this first single, "Rat... #Old Dudes

Rolling Stone makes me care a little less about Wavves I'm really sort of grossed out that the old hag of rock rags decided to title the premier for the Wavves video for "No Hope Kids" with "Wavvves go DIY... #Old Dudes