Potty Time: Excellent

Bad internets dates, brother chaperones

Yes, I kind of pushed a girl out of a train. #Potty Time: Excellent

Toe Sucker Story

How a foot fetish kept the party going: excellent! #Potty Time: Excellent

Baby oil, extension cords, thumbtacks and Red Bull

Real-life alien encounters are for later. We’re gonna ease into this column. #Potty Time: Excellent