By Jeremy Krinsley »

Goddamn you, Satriani. Had you foregone litigation in defense of your stupid guitar solo, Chris Martin would never have throat-fucked you in this Youtube video.

If you thought you'd never get to hear the smooth sounds of Joe Satriani's lubed-up guitar lines rubbing along Chris Martin's supple vocals, you underestimated the power of people to re-imagine their favorite schlock crushing in from two sides, like double penetration, or Boy George with an extra cudgel.

DO NOT BLAME THE INTERNET, BLAME YOURSELVES.

Posted on December 09, 2008. More on: boy george, coldplay, joe satriani, remix