Tweets of the Week May 7 2010
» #Bitchporkbumlickers meet Lawrence Taylor.
Oil spills got larger, parliaments better hung, ex-football players arrested, and the bumper sticker went digital.
While our second place Vice uses the oil spill to scare us about the foreign company for which her husband worked for 18 years, there are real, hardworking American underwear corporations out there contributing to the cause, to the tune of 50,000 pairs of pantyhose.
Britain's parliament made it far, far too easy this morning, though the #wellhungparliament hashtag is surprisingly slow to take.
It roared through the week and is finally receding into the big meme vacuum in the sky but not before the bumpersticker game claimed both humorless nonstarters and non-stop comic opportunities so vast and endless in their scope that they required their own reversed #bumperstickerpitchfork hashtag.
Cinco de Mayo, our annual celebration of racial profiling.
You know the future has arrived when we rely solely on trending topics to deduce the new hot shit band and which old dude we should pay attention to.
We were surprised as well, but at least NutriSystem has higher standards than retired football players.
Times Square bomb threats are no laughing matter. Unless this happens.
Don't listen to this guy. The password is hipster jock jams.
Posted on May 07, 2010. More on: tweetsoftheweek
By the way, I was being sarcastic!
— SeeWhatYouHear on May 11, 2010