What 1 Miley Cyrus sex doll gets you at the porn shop
» Two Mileys for one Barack Obama blow up doll. Available on Amazon!
Not all blow up dolls are created equal.
Online sex toy company Pipedream Productions earned recent notoriety for coming out with the "Finally Miley Cyrus" sex toy. What's more surprising than the doll's existence is its retail price. While it would seem that the item has been removed from the company's website, it's still available on Amazon for $27.45 (knocked down from $30.99!).
Do you know what else $27.45 buys you from Pipedream Productions? Not fucking much! It's on par with the Flip A Sista Over double-sided masturbation wand, which retails for $34.95. Or you could try some combo jobs. Also the price of one Finally Miley:
- 8 Cock & Ball Rings
- 2 sets of handcuffs
- 1 slim-sized Silver Bullet budget vibrator and a package of "Pecker Ice Tray" heart-shaped candies (only, like, 20 in the pack.)
On the other hand, for the price of a single Gladiator Love Doll ($135.95) you could go home with a shade under five Finally Mileys. One inflatable bondage bag? Two Mileys! Also more expensive than a Miley Cyrus sex doll: A Granny I'd Like to Fuck sex doll ($49.95) and a Barack Obama sex doll ($45.95, "he'll stimulate your package!"). Same price? Meme the midget sex doll ($30.95).
That is all.
Posted on April 06, 2011. More on: miley cyrus, sex doll
