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When was your last Cock Safari?

By Jeremy Krinsley »

When was your last Cock Safari?

The Urban Dictionary describes "cock safari" as "the act of a woman engaging in excessive promiscuous behavior with multiple partners. My girlfriend dumped me and then went on a Cock Safari with every guy who works at Taco Bell." Another definition for it is a trio of dudes from Sydney who make a warped mix of feedback hums and looped samples of what could be anything from AM talk shows, John Wayne movies on VHS, to convention center speeches about vacuums, who the fuck knows. We do know that "Michael\'s Penis" [sic] is based entirely around a Michael Jackson joke by Ron White that ends with the punch line "Folks, I've been jacking off for thirty years, I couldn't pick my dick out of a police lineup!" Uhhhhnn.

Cock Safari, "Fleetwod Jack"

Cock Safari, "Michael\'s Penis"

The whole thing is available at Archive.org.

Posted on August 06, 2009. More on: cock safari, michael jackson, ron white

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new cock safari single 'we don't all sniff petrol, fuck off' http://www.archive.org/details/cocksafarifuckoff

cs on December 21, 2009

New COCK SAFARI single http://www.archive.org/details/cocksafarifuckoff

cs on December 21, 2009

Best headline we've ever had. period.

B-lake on August 06, 2009

and dick jokes

quincey jones on August 06, 2009

girls hate noise music

good on August 06, 2009

This is terrible. You don't even like this music, you post this so you can make dick jokes.

Concerned on August 06, 2009

After Danzig shows you his book collection, he might try to rape you

ka on August 06, 2009

you're forgetting already

ka on August 06, 2009

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