Justin Frye's Road Dawgs PC Worship rolls around in the dirt and likes it. #Friends with Benefits

One Twerps' Idea of Home From her birth tent to a few of the 23 homes in her lifetime. #Friends with Benefits

J-Zone's Pay Phone Pimpin' Breaking down the pay phone's role in good communication. #Friends with Benefits

Carter Tanton's bromance with Marc Maron Carter tries to explain why he's enamored with Maron's WTF podcast. #Friends with Benefits

AIDS Wolf and Drainolith's Alexander Moskos On La Salle in the Midwest, the work of Nate Young, polyrhythm, and modernity stalled. #Friends with Benefits

Xeno & Oaklander's Liz Wendelbo Refuses to suspend her disbelief #Friends with Benefits

Psychic Ills' shrine to the late great Jeff Phillips A tribute to one of skating's far out and forgotten sons. #Friends with Benefits

Pujol's Mona Lisa Smile Who is Les Beardon beyond the meme and why is he smiling? #Friends with Benefits

HTRK address Sean Stewart's death How our bandmate's suicide figures into our new album. #Friends with Benefits

Qluster's brave new electric world Talking shop with Hans Joachim Roedelius and Onnen Bock. #Friends with Benefits

Sea of Bees' open door policy The benefits of being best friends in Midtown, Sacramento. #Friends with Benefits

Chelsea Wolfe's abstract world Make Your Own World: Make a coat too, should it be a cold world. #Friends with Benefits

Times New Viking's Elizabeth Murphy Over the sea and off the hook: Pondering Joseph Campbell in the whale's belly. #Friends with Benefits

Pictureplane's Manifesto On his new audio album. #Friends with Benefits

Serengeti's WNBA proposal How the WNBA can compete with the fraternity of Phi Slamma Jamma. #Friends with Benefits

The Melvins' Buzz Osborne hates airports A diatribe to wifey while on the road. #Friends with Benefits

James Pants' Medical Journal of Woes Rheumatoid Arthritis suspected. #Friends with Benefits

They Might Be Giant's John Linnell Questions like this justify the aimless afternoons staring at the ceiling. #Friends with Benefits

Zac Pennington of Parenthetical Girls Thoughts on music critics, bullet points, and the modern mechanics of Pop Myth. #Friends with Benefits

Sanae Yamada of Moon Duo Three scars, three stories, one Dark Crystal reference. #Friends with Benefits

Deerhoof's Ed Rodriguez on his dad Take a 2x4 piece of wood onto the bus, hit him in the face with it. #Friends with Benefits

"Peterbilt" by Woodsman's Trevor Peterson Owing a life on the road to Nazareth, "Hair of the Dog". #Friends with Benefits

Michael Bouyoucas of Thank You meets the Baltimore lunatics Dealing with the absolute crazies at a Baltimore movie house. #Friends with Benefits

KIT's Steve Touchton passes a stone On the most painful thing a man can do to his own body. (Other than hackin' off an arm?) #Friends with Benefits

Detouring with Nona Marie Invie of Dark Dark Dark Swerving around on the set of No Country For Old Men. #Friends with Benefits

James Toth of Wooden Wand Enjoy a small taste of some Easy Dick episodes. #Friends with Benefits

Snafu of Junk Science Where were you on 9/11? Were there hookers? #Friends with Benefits

Kathy Foster of The Thermals oh cassette 4-track, how i love thee! #Friends with Benefits

The Books' Nick Zammuto builds a home "I had never used a chop-saw, but I sort of knew that I needed one." #Friends with Benefits

Storytime with Marnie Stern Escaping tornadoes and impersonating Anthony Michael Hall. Don't call animal control. #Friends with Benefits

Marissa Paternoster of Screaming Females "Girls had two options in skirts at Roselle Catholic..." #Friends with Benefits

Sarah Lipstate of Noveller “Chris! There’s a hole in the kitten!” #Friends with Benefits

High Places Mary Pearson kickstarts a burgeoning career in food writing. #Friends with Benefits

Nick Sylvester "Nobody to my knowledge had written successful gym fiction. Maybe this was my lane." #Friends with Benefits

Sam Hillmer of Zs On being fly in Brooklyn and Manhattan. #Friends with Benefits

Fred Thomas Fred Thomas formerly of Saturday Looks Good To Me and now of City Center dangles pizza in front of dogs' faces and watches children trip on LSD. #Friends with Benefits

Blockhead on fantasy leagues Blockhead discusses fantasy basketball leagues, the vice that allows him to shame his friends with stats and shame himself in front of his girlfriend. #Friends with Benefits

Psalm One Psalm One explains what it's like to be a b-girl, so you can stop asking her about it. #Friends with Benefits

Zola Jesus "I think my love for James Marshall started with Laura Palmer, as all things do." #Friends with Benefits

Charlie Looker of Extra Life It started after a show, when I was approached by the two hottest goth girls I had ever seen. #Friends with Benefits