Join us this week as we strap tasers to monkeys, give them MacBooks, and make them reflect on the past year in list form so we don’t have to. We are told by Monkey #5 that this first collection is the year in GOOD.

10 Bradford Cox
09 Kanye West’s blood pressure
08 Anna Nicole Smith’s fridge
07 Lifestyle marketing
06 Brooklyn’s Silent Barn
05 Gay Bathroom Sex
04 George W. Bush’s hips
03 BitTorrent, forever
02 Moustaches
01 Ice Cream

10 Nu Rave
09 Nu Gaze
08 Yacht Rock
06 Yacht Rap
05 Soft Rock
04 Punk Dance
03 1988
02 Fifty Cent
01 Kanye West

10 This website: heaping stink pile of crap to herb-scented poutporri
09 Canadian rampage
08 Impose Records begins illustrious history with Metal Fingerz Doom 7″
07 Zach Galifianakis interview: “we all probably cry when we don’t want people to know that we’re crying”
06 Our parties.
05 Our Plug-nomination. Vote for us- best “zine” of the year.
04 Investigative reportage on Interpol.
03 Celebrating our fifth anniversary in a gutter
02 ODB Day
01 Hating, hating, some might saying hating, more hating, hating, hating, a lil bit of hating. But so much love.

10 July
09 March
08 April
07 August
06 March
05 October
04 May
03 June
02 Vampire Weekend
01 October 2006

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