If I owned a Wavves weed grinder…

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It would be because my mom got it as a gift for me, thinking that these days kids like to listen to Wavves and grind their weed up with branded Wavves grinders.

The worst part is that whenever I visited my mom she'd want to check out the awesome Wavves weed grinder she bought me and I'd have to clean off all the duct tape so that I wouldn't hurt her feelings.

On second thought it's probably best to keep my Wavves weed grinder in a safe place with my wool sweater and my high school diploma.