We're reading that Beyoncé and Jay-Z possibly had the baby but probably didn't yet. Either way, at some point, that little royalty nugget must emerge from between those award-winning thighs, and at that point he or she (or possibly, a golden blob of ephemeral fame-mist encased in a platinum egg) will need a name, as most humans do.
Here are a few possibilities:
GIRL NAMES
- Beyoncé II
- Beyoncita
- Destiny's Child
- Sasha Firstborn
- Brooklyn
- Marcy
- Rihanna
BOY NAMES
- AutomoBill
- HOVito
- Kanye
- Brooklyn
- Rolex
- Deréon
- Bob Fosse
