The most average releases of February 2012

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February had a lot of weird early spring weather and really boring media frenzies. Everyone got all racist about Jeremy Lin, and then they got all sexist about Planned Parenthood (again…god, what year is this?), and then they finally figured out publicly that everyone who votes in the Oscars is old and white and that's why they are so boring. If we wanted to have our culture decided by old white dudes, we would let Congress deal with it. Anyways, there wasn't really even any good, juicy gossip. Everyone was legit sad about how drugs fucked up Whitney, and even Google seemed to think that Rick Santorum wasn't funny anymore. Oh well, whatever. Maybe something really good or really bad will happen in March.

The month in eh…

Sleigh Bells: Reign of Terror [Mom + Pop Music]
The 54th Grammy Awards: The Recording Academy [Chris Brown can suck it]
Cursive: I Am Gemini [Saddle Creek]
Sinead O'Connor: How About I Be Me (And You Be You)? [One Little Indian]
Rick Santorum: Mitt Romney [There are as many kinds of evil as there are fish in the sea]
Tyga: Careless World: Rise of the Last King [Republic]
Jeremy Lin: The Knicks [Woohoo, guy who practices is good at basketball]
Shearwater: Animal Joy [Sub Pop]
The 84th Annual Academy Awards: The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences [Even a nipslip can't save it]
Islands: A Sleep & A Forgetting [Anti]
International House of Pancakes Free Pancake Day: Leap Day [Obesity]
Polica: Give You the Ghost [Conveyor]
Pontiak: Echo Ono [Thrill Jockey]
Of Montreal: Paralytic Stalks [Polyvinyl]
Damien Jurado: Maraqopa [Secretly Canadian]
Mouse on Mars: Parastrophics [Monkeytown]
Snooki's Pregnancy: All you need is a sperm and an egg [Rosemary's Baby]
The Twilight Sad: No One Can Ever Know [FatCat]
Dr. Dog: Be the Void [ANTI-]
A Place to Bury Strangers: Onwards to the Wall EP [Dead Oceans]
Don Henley, Old Cranks Yelling Sue at Frank Ocean [Asylum]

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