Oh, That’s Mature
Live each day like you’re surprised you’re still alive.
Time won't give me time
A polite request for "spare time" mixed with baffled musings on how anyone gets it.
2013, a year in review
A look back at the biggest stories of inspiration.
It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to
Counting the minutes until this week's scariest day.
Gluttony: It's what's for dinner
Food has never looked so good.
For the Love of the Game
Why play sports when you could write jokes?
What goes around comes around… I guess
Contemplating the meaning of Scott Stapp's life
What not to expect when you're not expecting
I bet you don't know what I'm going to talk about.
I don't wanna grow up
Being an adult is not all it's cracked up to be.
Countdown to extinction
A checklist of things to do before you die. Sort of.
SCHOOOOOL'S… IN… FOR… WINTER!
School ain't just the kids anymore.
Wiener's in hand… finally!
Prepping for the first—and maybe last—BBQ weekend.
On the road again…
Exploring the joys of being a touring comedian.
Night 1 with Neil Hamburger, Martin Starr, JP Inc. and Greg Behrens
We kick off our annual Comic-Con expedition with some laughs.
7 goals for my first Comic-Con
All of which will be better if I can finagle a green card.
Upcoming Tour Dates