Snoop is slinging Hot Pockets

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Snoop Lyin': Can rap sell hot pockets?

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Impose Automaton | October 12, 2012

How much does an ode to a Hot Pocket cost?

How much does an ode to a Hot Pocket cost?

This is an actual video of Snoop, YouTube personality (*shudder*) DeStorm, and fucking Andy Milonakis rapping about yeast tubes filled with fructose and nitrate-laden flesh to the tune of “Drop It Like It's Hot.”

A sample: “Home with kids in the crib Ma/Pocket like it's hot/When the craving's got a hold of you/Pocket like it's hot/And your munchies get an attitude/Pocket like it's hot/I've got the pockets in my arms/Setting off smoke alarms/And I eat 'em it while it's hot/'Cause I got it goin' on.”

Maybe Snoop should have changed his named to Snoop LYIN, cause Hot Pockets make your face frown and your ass clap. How can we ever trust him again?

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