Seriously, who wants it? Delectable real estate — just look at that pristine url: impose.tumblr.com. Yup: impose dot tumblr, dot com. Gives you chills, right?
We've been bad parents, and before you call tumblr's social services on us, why not try a spin? We're looking for someone who really knows how to love a tumblr right, to feed it with regular social interaction, freshen it with only the most exquisite recycled content, and make it feel like the unruly teenager to this website daddy it always thought it was meant to be.
Hit us up at firstname.lastname@example.org and let us know what kind of gender-neutral asshole you'd be.