This year’s New York fall fashion week was replete with virtuoso patterns and a return to the fold for fabric (so to speak!) with cozy knits, streamlined grey suits laced with ribbons, a real love of ruffles, accordion pleats, origami-like form fitting swan chiffon, and Howard Stern dating three bitches at once. Nice one!
Yeah, we didn’t go to Fashion Week, but our intern did. This was apparently more entertaining than the clothes. Stern entertained the two fashion whores flanking him (even we know hi-tops and an expensive looking dress is retarded) while his girlfriend-model hybrid Beth Ostrosky balanced a table napkin on her chest and watched other models walk around at the same time. Nice one!