SHIRT fucked Rihanna. These are the first words uttered by Queens rapper SHIRT, formerly T-SHIRT, on his album RAP, which he dropped in February. Is it the truth or just a clever campaign of proxy and SEO analytics? Either way, SHIRT asks you to not shoot the messenger. With a housecat in hand, SHIRT steps out of his front door to deliver his unapologetic rheteric to the camera on "Take Off". Sure to rile up a few animal activists, "Take Off" features shirt and a leashed cat chilling on the stoop and cruising through Queens, taking a few last minute bumps of that white girl before they catch the next plane out of town. A rapper and his cat would have been source material for heavy shaming in another era of rap, but in 2014 it's just good Internet. Cats, man.