Lady Sovereign staring at a screen saver; Lady Sovereign kicking water bottles ('volleying'); Lady Sovereign yammering in an American accent, as ET, as a newborn child; Lady Sovereign boring my eyeballs out about tanning in London; Lady Sov's explanations of what is and is not cheese (wait for it). I cannot look away, seriously. Distill hours and weeks of touring in support of Gwen Stefani with goofy editing gimmicks and the elfish sprout enjoying fart jokes and plenty of attention, and start tallying your minutes of interweb video entertainment. So many, many minutes…
