Also, this is a hoax, right?

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Stop believing everything you hear: Michael Jackson is fine, it's cool! He's in Palm Springs, playing golf on his private course, waiting to walk in on his own funeral. So stop wining for him. He'll be yankin' kiddy chain before you can call the National Enquirer. Shit's gonna be heel-airy-USS.

Stop crying, pussy. I bet you think Elvis actually died, too.